• Blog Hops,  Give-aways,  Naked Montreal excerpts

    Fall Into Romance blog hop and fabulous prizes #HopswithHeart

    Today I’m participating in the Fall Into Romance Blog Hop, organized by Jane Wakely. There are a couple of prizes awaiting you at the end of this blog post, including the chance to win a $75 Amazon gift card, so stick around for some fun. Now apparently in some U.S. states, September is already cold and blustery, with falling leaves and chilly temps. Not so, here in sunny SoCal, where we’re actually enduring a heat advisory this week – how ironic! However, in the spirit of Fall and romances that will warm you up on a cold autumn night, I’ve decided to include a snippet from my erotic novella, Naked…

  • Give-aways,  Naked Montreal excerpts

    On the second day of XXXmas, my true love gave to me…

    On the second day of XXXmas my true love gave to me… A two-fer of Where to Get Laid in Montreal and Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Get Laid in Montreal! Grab two of my “quickies” (erotic short stories) for one crazy price: FREE! Learn where the locals like to make love, and how to avoid alienating them in your search for sexual satisfaction, with this cheeky duo of excerpts from my serial novel, Naked Montreal. Download them both at Smashwords, using the coupon codes GR45U for Where to Get Laid in Montreal and AJ89S for Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Get Laid in Montreal. AND in case you missed yesterday’s…

  • Naked Montreal excerpts

    Naked Montreal: Excerpt 8

    This is an excerpt from my novel-in-progress, Naked Montreal. New 500-word excerpts are posted every Monday, so be sure to subscribe to avoid missing a thing! Bienvenue / Welcome (cont.) Need to catch up? Here’s Excerpt 1. And 2. And 3. And 4. And 5. And 6. And 7. The bouncer man will tell them to step right up, have their $5 entry fee out and unfolded, and will tell them to watch their step, as this freaky dive is actually above ground, and the steps are steep. I guess the idea is that you’re climbing a stairway to Boobie Heaven? (Actually, that would be a great name for a…

  • Naked Montreal excerpts

    Naked Montreal: Excerpt 7

    This is an excerpt from my novel-in-progress, Naked Montreal. New 500-word excerpts are posted every Monday, so be sure to subscribe to avoid missing a thing! Bienvenue / Welcome (cont.) Need to catch up? Here’s Excerpt 1. And 2. And 3. And 4. And 5. And 6. Evelyn doesn’t say anything about the Consultant, instead laying back in the chair, daring her back to crack as she arches across its curved armrests. My phone buzzes insistently, and it’s another Mister waiting for his Fixer. “Gotta run, darling. Same time tomorrow night?” I ask, kissing Evelyn on both cheeks. She just waves me off as Yamamoto finally arrives with her Cosmo.…

  • Naked Montreal excerpts

    Naked Montreal: Excerpt 6

    This is an excerpt from my novel-in-progress, Naked Montreal. New 500-word excerpts are posted every Monday, so be sure to subscribe to avoid missing a thing! Bienvenue / Welcome (cont.) Need to catch up? Here’s Excerpt 1. And 2. And 3. And 4. And 5. I’ve never understood the humiliation scene, but for some reason I seem to attract large numbers of wealthy businessmen who’re just dying to be humiliated by women in bustiers and ball-crushing heels. Oh, what a piece of work is man, blah blah blah. I watch from the front of the room as Lady Evelyn bangs her way through a few scenes of domination, humiliation, genital…