Happy Birthday to me, and a gift for you!

Let’s face it: 2020 has been a shit show so far. But today is a special day. A happy day. It’s my birthday!

Today is my birthday, and since I’m turning 42 and gaining all the accumulated wisdom of the ages that accompanies this most sacred number (you know, about life, the universe, and everything, as foretold by The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?), I’ve decided to hold a special giveaway just for my email subscribers.

You are one of my newsletter subscribers, aren’t you?

No?

What the heck are you waiting for?

This is a giveaway that’s not to be missed!

Seriously, I give away a lot of awesome prizes to my newsletter subscribers (including, but not limited to: books, jewelry, handmade soap, beeswax candles, local delicacies, candy, stationery… and the list goes on), but this one is going to take the cake.

The birthday cake!

No, I’m not going to be mailing you any birthday cake. (Whomp whomp, I know.)

But really, you won’t want to miss this one. So why not subscribe to my mailing list and see what the prize is?

Just click here, or fill out the form below and you’ll be all set!