Orchestrating orgasms in Sexy San Diego

I must admit that I’d never heard of Orgasmic Meditation until I began my search for O words in San Diego.

But then I stumbled upon the One Taste San Diego Meetup group, and I started poking around.

After heading to the One Taste main page and taking their orgasm quiz, I can now tell you that they’re full of shit: none of their answers were what I would’ve picked, if I’d had the chance to fill in the blanks myself, whether in terms of orgasms or life in general. This led to me just picking answers at random, in search of the best options (most of which were awful). Therefore, I seriously doubt that their quiz results are valid when they say that I am “Fixed.”

According to these guys:

When hit by a sexual impulse you clamp down or contract which creates a kind of rigidity. You are extremely concerned about appropriateness and follow the rules for being a good person. Every sexual impulse is examined according to the rules. Because you are not getting the nutritive value that sex can bring, a kind of ease and enjoyment, you are chronically plagued by a sense of dissatisfaction. The transformed version is this is depth. Because you have a certain containment in your sex, you can choose only the best quality, the sex that will be sustainable and give you roots and a strong backbone.

Seriously, what does that even mean? “Fixed” sounds bad to me. And I’m all about FUN. So F your “Fixed” fuckery, One Taste.

Or, in the immortal words of Ruby Rhod: “I don’t want one position, I want ALL positions!”


If, on the other hand, you’re looking for a little sexual enlightenment, you can check out the Sexuality, Consciousness & Enlightenment Meetup group, led by Dr. Lisa, a psychologist, sex educator, researcher and coach with 20 years of experience.

That group seems way more down to earth, with topics ranging from rekindling the romance in your marriage and sacred sexuality to sex addiction, phobias and traumas.

And, for the woman in search of a quick fix, what about an orgasm shot?

The Orgasm Shot® is apparently designed to help with both incontinence and sexual issues, and involves an injection of growth factors from your own body to stimulate vaginal and clitoral rejuvenation.

And before you ask: yes, there’s also a P-Shot for men!

So what do you think? Are these orgasm orchestrations worth considering, or are they more wacky California pseudo remedies?

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