69 Sexy Haiku: 1 dude, 2 dicks

Our latest haiku collection, 69 Sexy Haiku, officially releases on February 14, but guess what? It’s available for purchase NOW, so stock up and share a copy with all of your favorite Valentines!

To put you in the mood for love, lust and haiku, we’re sharing one poem from the book every day.

We hope you enjoy today’s haiku, a commentary inspired by Reddit’s recent “I am the guy with two penises” AMA, as part of our 69 Sexy Haiku Countdown:

69 Sexy Haiku, Now available

In the mood for love? Looking to add some spice to your bedroom? Kick your love life up a notch with 69 Sexy Haiku, written to entice, seduce and delight lovers in the boudoir. From sensual poetry that will massage your senses to truly explicit fantasies, these 69 poems explore love, lust and intimate relationships with a personal twist. Inspire your lover with a private reading tonight!

Get your copy at Amazon, or buy directly from us for just 99¢ only until Valentine’s Day.