On the eleventh day of XXXmas, my true love gave to me…
On the eleventh day of XXXmas my true love gave to me…
What’s it all about?
The Montreal Guide to Sex collects ten of my humorously erotic stories plus a sexy how-to manual together in one kinky little ebook. Inside, readers will find:
- “Sleeping Together” — The games lovers play, in & out of the bedroom
- “The Montreal Guide to Sex” — Choosing a partner in the Sin City of the North
- “Where to Get Laid in Montreal” — A list of great places to get jiggy in Montreal
- “Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Get Laid in Montreal” — A tongue-in-cheek Top 5 list
- “Double Trouble” — A slow night at the bar gets frisky with double your pleasure
- “The Unbelievably True Story of the World’s Worst Sex” — Think you’ve had bad sex? This story takes the cake!
- “How to Suck Better” — A short how-to for ladies (and gents!) looking to improve their oral skills
- “Never Trust A Brother” — An erotic lipogram (i.e. story told without the letter I) about the perils of attractive roommates
- “Aries” — From my astrological sex series, featuring the ram
- “Taurus” — From my astrological sex series, featuring the bull
- “Virgo” — From my astrological sex series, featuring the virgin
In addition, you’ll also receive an excerpt from my serial novel, Naked Montreal.
Learn more about Montreal’s dirty side as you explore the Sin City of the North with these hilarious stories. Great for Montreal natives and tourists alike!
TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE COPY
Hit up Smashwords from now until December 26 to download your free copy, and be sure to use coupon code KA67N at the checkout.
Merry XXXmas, and stay tuned for 1 more day of holiday surprises through December 25 right here on the blog.
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