On the third day of XXXmas, my true love gave to me…

On the third day of XXXmas my true love gave to me…

The Unbelievably True Story of the World’s Worst Sex!


What’s it all about?

Peter Peckerwood thought he was the best thing to happen to women since Charles Bukowski. Of course, if you’ve ever read any Bukowski, right now you’re asking yourself “Who’d ever want to be such an asshole?”

Thus begins The Unbelievably True Story of the World’s Worst Sex, a sad but true tale of one woman’s journey through sexual hell and back.

Laura Roberts has been officially crowned the winner of the Worst Sex Story EVER, as judged by Canadian sexpert Josey Vogels. This is her side of the story, to set the record straight as to events originally (mis)reported in Vogels’ “My Messy Bedroom” column.

For more hilarious sex stories – including a few downright seductive scenes – be sure to check out Laura’s serial novel, Naked Montreal.


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