Writers group rivalry: Picking a name
A Facebook friend of mine recently started a meet-up group that was meant to keep himself on task with his writing at least once a week. Borrowing from the “Sit Down, Shut Up and Write!” meet-ups in our area, his group meets ridiculously early on Sunday mornings (8:30 a.m.) at a coffee shop with plenty of plugs for computers, and allows chit-chat for half an hour, then writing must ensue for the following hour, at least (more if you’re into it).
I finally got around to committing myself to the concept of waking up earlier than usual, driving to this rather distant coffee shop, and gluing myself to a chair with caffeinated bribery as my reward for pounding out some pages last Sunday. And guess what? The bastard didn’t show! Instead, I met up with Black Heart’s new Fiction Editor and gave her the low-down on the magazine, and tossed her the keys to the fiction slush pile, which I believe she has now fully decimated.
Oddly enough, our fearless leader is again planning to be absent for this Sunday and next, so I’m starting to take this personally. I’m thinking of starting a rival literary gang that will set up shop in a café closer to my own ‘hood and write FAR MORE WORDS than his group ever did, through harsh task-mastery and caffeine bribery.
The only question is… what should we call ourselves?
I was thinking “Literary Vice Squad,” or maybe “Give Us the Coffee and Nobody Gets Hurt.” Thoughts?
8 Comments
Graham Strong
When I was in university, we created a literary society for writing, reading, discussing. Didn’t go very far, really, But I really liked the name: Literary Society, Darling. (And yes, you have to say it with a mock British affectation.)
The initials of course were LSD.
Perhaps a little childish (hey, I was about 17) and not the edgy title you’re looking for, but this post reminded me of that, and made me laugh. Thanks.
~Graham
Laura Roberts
LoL, nice one! Writers’ groups do often seem to have an air of affectation about them, so I suppose throwing in the British accent makes sense. The original group that inspired this post is named “The Writer Also Rises,” and features some commentary about how it should’ve been named after a different Hemingway novel, or how Hemingway isn’t a good role model for the group (which is mostly made up of women), or how there should’ve been some LoTR puns instead, which I find funny as well. Ah, writers, we’re a funny bunch, aren’t we?
Halifax
That you are up so very early, “The Wise Cracks of Dawn”…or perhaps since it’s a Sunday morning ritual “The Early Service”
Shandyowl
How about “You’re not my Type” with an unacceptable font for the word “type”?
Laura Roberts
Halifax: I am still debating whether I would even hold my group so early in the morning, but I do like “The Wise Cracks of Dawn.”
Shandyowl: Unacceptable as in Comic Sans?
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