WordPress update haiku

iminurfridgeIn case you haven’t noticed yet, there’s a new version of WordPress available. Upgrade your website now to avoid falling prey to obnoxious hackers!

Here’s a haiku to remind you. I call it “Be alert; the world needs more lerts”:

Obnoxious hackers
in yr base killing yr d00dz,
ruining yr site

Srsly.

End of novel, feeling fragmented

"Shards" (photo by Flickr user nualabugeye - back again soon)

Shards” (photo by Flickr user nualabugeye — back again soon)

So… I finished my 3-day novel (and wrote about the experience for the Fuel Your Writing website here). It’s more of a long short-story than a true novel. But that’s about all I want to say about that, for now. I feel kind of drained, kind of disappointed, kind of silly. But ultimately, I think it was good to do it. It gave me an excuse to turn off my phone and not talk to anyone (except my husband, obvs) this weekend. And there’s nothing better than a good reason to be a hermit.

Of course now it’s back to work, and I’ve got some deadlines for assorted projects, so I’d better get to it. The day looks so grey already that I’m contemplating a walk down by the canal instead. Or an epic cleaning of the apartment, seeing as we need to move in a little over a month. What to do, what to do?

It’s back to school for most of the kids, which always makes me feel a bit weird, not being in school anymore. Maybe I should hit up the Staples for some last-minute deals on school supplies. That always cheers me up, somehow: shopping for stationery. But you probably already figured that out, based on my WP theme, right?

P.S. I’m moving, so I’m selling a ton of books. Please check out the list in the sidebar to the right!

WordCamp Montréal faux pas

I’ve been waiting patiently for the WordCamp Montréal schedule to go up, and at last it’s finally got times and locations listed.

And there’s a big faux pas: The conference’s two major female presenters are both scheduled to speak at 10 AM on Saturday!

Kim Vallée (of At Home with Kim Vallée) and Erin Blaskie (of ErinBlaskie.com) are both scheduled for the same time slot, in different rooms and speaking on vastly different topics. Erin is supposed to be talking about lifecasting, while Kim is going to be speaking about migrating your website to WordPress. While both are, in some sense, lifecasters, it seems a bit odd to pit the only two female speakers (aside from Jane Wells of Automattic, the company that runs WordPress) against each other like this. Is it some kind of a ploy to get them to fight for the audience’s attention, or just an honest mistake? Another case of the male-dominated media attempting to silence female participation, or just a big ol’ oopsidoodle?

The drama is just beginning. Stay tuned for more WordCamp madness here in Montréal, this Saturday and Sunday at the SAT. Tickets are still available online for 20 more hours; get yours now!