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On the second day of XXXmas, my true love gave to me…

On the second day of XXXmas my true love gave to me…

A two-fer of Where to Get Laid in Montreal and Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Get Laid in Montreal!

Grab two of my “quickies” (erotic short stories) for one crazy price: FREE! Learn where the locals like to make love, and how to avoid alienating them in your search for sexual satisfaction, with this cheeky duo of excerpts from my serial novel, Naked Montreal.

Download them both at Smashwords, using the coupon codes GR45U for Where to Get Laid in Montreal and AJ89S for Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Get Laid in Montreal.

AND in case you missed yesterday’s freebie, click here to grab the First Day of XXXmas giveaway!

Merry XXXmas, and stay tuned for 10 more days of holiday surprises through December 25 right here on the blog.

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Read an Ebook Week, March 4–10

Canadians have all the fun: By order of Parliament, they’ve actually designated March as “Read an Ebook Month.”

While the U.S. hasn’t quite embraced the ebook phenomenon like our neighbors to the north, we’ve still got some tricks up our sleeves. This week (March 4 through 10) is Read an Ebook Week, which means we get to participate in seven days worth of e-reading fun!

In honor of Read an Ebook Week, all of my books published on Smashwords are available for free.

That’s right, my entire catalog of ebooks—including my novel, Rebels of the 512—will be available for download completely and totally gratis for your reading pleasure. No catch, no fine print, no haggling. No kidding! Just awesome ebooks to get you hooked on the wild and crazy stories that seep from my brain.

Choose from any of the following:

Take one or take ‘em all with coupon code RE100—and don’t forget to write a review to let me know what you think when you’re done reading!

Preditors & Editors Readers’ Poll nominations

Guess what? I’ve been nominated in several categories for this year’s Preditors & Editors Readers’ Poll!

The poll is an annual tradition, and boasts a variety of categories on everything from books to short fiction and poetry to digital publications—including online magazines and e-books.

So I turn to you, dear readers, for support. If you like my writing or my magazine, Black Heart, give these projects some love by voting in the following categories:

I also have a piece nominated in the Nonfiction Article category, “Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Get Laid in Montreal,” which I published as part of my “quickies” series at Amazon and Smashwords. If you’d like to vote for this piece, I would also be eternally grateful for your support.

To facilitate voting for something you’ve actually read and enjoyed, you can currently download a free copy of “Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Get Laid in Montreal” from Smashwords by clicking here and using the code JL28B (only until January 11). It’s available in all formats, including PDF, so you can read it on your computer or with your favorite e-reader.

And then, remember to vote by January 10!

New short fiction for 99 cents

Since the Amazon Kindle reader is the most popular ebook reader, according to Lifehacker and a variety of polls, I’ve published a few short fiction pieces at Amazon for only 99¢ each, in the hopes of attracting new readers to my forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal. If you’re interested in reading some of my new digital works, for a crazy-low price, check out some of my latest erotica titles:

While these are all erotica selections, some also contain self-help or how-to material (i.e. the last two). Each of these selections also contain some of the “deleted scenes” material from my forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal, so if you’ve been hankering for an additional hit of that—beyond my free sample chapter—then hit these up for some never-before-seen footage.

For those that don’t read ebooks with a Kindle, you can download ebooks for the e-reader of your choice from Smashwords instead, including a plain PDF copy for reading directly on your computer.