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On the third day of XXXmas, my true love gave to me…

On the third day of XXXmas my true love gave to me…

The Unbelievably True Story of the World’s Worst Sex!


What’s it all about?

Peter Peckerwood thought he was the best thing to happen to women since Charles Bukowski. Of course, if you’ve ever read any Bukowski, right now you’re asking yourself “Who’d ever want to be such an asshole?”

Thus begins The Unbelievably True Story of the World’s Worst Sex, a sad but true tale of one woman’s journey through sexual hell and back.

Laura Roberts has been officially crowned the winner of the Worst Sex Story EVER, as judged by Canadian sexpert Josey Vogels. This is her side of the story, to set the record straight as to events originally (mis)reported in Vogels’ “My Messy Bedroom” column.

For more hilarious sex stories — including a few downright seductive scenes — be sure to check out Laura’s serial novel, Naked Montreal.


Hit up Smashwords and be sure to use coupon code VH59F at the checkout.

Merry XXXmas, and stay tuned for 9 more days of holiday surprises through December 25 right here on the blog.


To grab the First and Second Day of XXXmas freebies, click here and here.

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Read an Ebook Week, March 4–10

Canadians have all the fun: By order of Parliament, they’ve actually designated March as “Read an Ebook Month.”

While the U.S. hasn’t quite embraced the ebook phenomenon like our neighbors to the north, we’ve still got some tricks up our sleeves. This week (March 4 through 10) is Read an Ebook Week, which means we get to participate in seven days worth of e-reading fun!

In honor of Read an Ebook Week, all of my books published on Smashwords are available for free.

That’s right, my entire catalog of ebooks—including my novel, Rebels of the 512—will be available for download completely and totally gratis for your reading pleasure. No catch, no fine print, no haggling. No kidding! Just awesome ebooks to get you hooked on the wild and crazy stories that seep from my brain.

Choose from any of the following:

Take one or take ‘em all with coupon code RE100—and don’t forget to write a review to let me know what you think when you’re done reading!