Happy Holidays: 2011 Year in Review

By way of a holiday greeting, I thought I would share a bullet-point list of items that I call my 2011 Year in Review.

In 2011, I…

  • Bowled in the New Year with a new pair of bowling shoes;
  • Published Haiku for Haters as a mini-book in both print and digital formats;
  • Wrote and revised a bunch of online continuing education classes for a local real estate company;
  • Joined a writing group;
  • Pondered getting back into writing sex columns for a friend’s blog, but decided against it;
  • Paid someone to do my taxes early, for a change;
  • Considered starting an online writers’ salon for southern writers, but decided against it;
  • Worked a day job at a culinary school and wrote for their blog;
  • Bought a manual typewriter;
  • Successfully avoided the circle jerk that is SXSW for the second year running;
  • Participated in an awesome anti-SXSW reading event with my writing group (which was ironically covered by my nemesis);
  • Took the bus more than I ever wanted to, and rode the train to work on odd mornings;
  • Met a super-accomplished, awesome writer who has also been struggling to make ends meet, despite her obvious talent and skill, and enjoyed some conversation and iced coffee;
  • Took part in a day-long “Anticrastination Scribproductivathon” (aka a writing marathon) with my writing group;
  • Quit my writing group when they decided to start working on an anthology I wasn’t interested in, instead of just being the good, fun, supportive critique group I’d originally joined;
  • Joined the National Amateur Press Association, and later became their Director of Publicity;
  • Celebrated my cat’s 1st birthday on April Fool’s Day;
  • Kept plugging away at my novel;
  • Pondered going back to school (again) for my MFA, but decided not to;
  • Read and accepted and rejected hundreds (thousands?) of short fiction and poems for my literary magazine;
  • Continued blogging about Austin and the budget lifestyle for Shoestring Austin;
  • Celebrated my three-year wedding anniversary to the world’s greatest guy (who is still, incidentally, content to be known as “The UnGooglable Man”);
  • Joined WriteByNight as a writing coach and manuscript consultant;
  • Started using car2go to get around town when the bus just wouldn’t cut it;
  • Co-edited a kick-ass anthology of noir fiction with my pal Jimmy Callaway;
  • Joined a local food blogger’s group;
  • Participated in the 3-Day Novel Contest;
  • Read a TON of books;
  • Applied for a TON of jobs;
  • Completed a TON of transcripts;
  • Published several “quickies” on Amazon and Smashwords;
  • Turned another year older and celebrated by—how else?—bowling (and consuming delicious Thai food);
  • Volunteered at the Austin Chocolate Festival and got to sample lots of delicious free chocolate;
  • Joined the Professional Writers of Austin and started blogging for them on a monthly basis;
  • Attended the Texas Book Festival but missed the inaugural Lit Crawl thanks to Austin’s terrible bus system;
  • Attended my sister’s wedding and served as the Matron of Honor;
  • Thought I would work more on my novel during NaNoWriMo, but ended up too busy to do so;
  • Ate a lot of tasty breakfast tacos;
  • Started a weekend ritual of hitting the library every Saturday with my husband, checking out a ridiculous number of books and DVDs, and gorging ourself on media for the rest of the day;
  • Took a gig writing book reviews at the U.S. Review of Books;
  • Took a gig writing book reviews for Kirkus;
  • Took a gig writing news articles for a company that shall not be named;
  • Attended a few holiday parties;
  • Renewed a few domains;
  • Wrote this list and felt a little better about my accomplishments.

What did YOU do in 2011?

New short fiction for 99 cents

Since the Amazon Kindle reader is the most popular ebook reader, according to Lifehacker and a variety of polls, I’ve published a few short fiction pieces at Amazon for only 99¢ each, in the hopes of attracting new readers to my forthcoming novel, Naked Montréal. If you’re interested in reading some of my new digital works, for a crazy-low price, check out some of my latest erotica titles:

While these are all erotica selections, some also contain self-help or how-to material (i.e. the last two). Each of these selections also contain some of the “deleted scenes” material from my forthcoming novel, Naked Montréal, so if you’ve been hankering for an additional hit of that—beyond my free sample chapter—then hit these up for some never-before-seen footage.

For those that don’t read ebooks with a Kindle, you can download ebooks for the e-reader of your choice from Smashwords instead, including a plain PDF copy for reading directly on your computer.

Enjoy!

Let’s write novels together: NaNoWriMo 2011

Happy National Novel Writing Month!

Every year I debate whether or not to join the fray on this 30-day writing marathon, which I have participated in—and won!—in the past. This year I’ve come up with a title for a potential novel, but I haven’t done any actual writing or brainstorming thus far.

It’s only day 4, which means I can still get up to speed if I apply myself on the 1,667 words a day program, but I think this year I will sit out the new novel-writing experience (having already written a novel in 3 days) in favor of continuing to work on my ever-in-progress novel, Naked Montréal, instead. If I write or edit 1,667 words each day, I’m sure to have it finished in a month, right? Consider it National Novel Editing Month, four months early (it’s “officially” in March).

Write your novel with me at WriteByNight

If you’re in Austin during the month of November, join me and the WriteByNight crew for official NaNoWriMo write-ins on Saturdays throughout the month. I’ll be heading up some of the Saturday sessions from 10 AM to 1 PM, so stop by if you have any questions about noveling in 30 days, want to check out my copy of No Plot? No Problem!, or just want to say hi.

You can also write your novel “unofficially” during regular WriteHere hours, which are Tuesdays from 11 AM to 3 PM, Wednesdays from 4 to 8 PM, and Saturdays from 10 AM to 4 PM. You can find WBN at 1305 E. 6th Street, Suite 4.

Looking forward to meeting some of you in the real world, and good luck to all the NaNoWriMo novelists out there!