On the sixth day of XXXmas my true love gave to me…
How to Suck Better!
Don’t say we never did nothing for ya — or your sex life.
What’s it all about?
A brief excerpt from her serial novel, Naked Montreal, Laura Roberts presents the short how-to guide, “How to Suck Better” as a public service for anyone who aspires to be better in bed. Geared towards helping all the ladies and gay men of the world to learn how to perform fellatio like champs, this quickie how-to aims to educate, entertain and enlighten as it stimulates the reader’s imagination. (18+ with a sense of humor — and adventure! — only.)
TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE COPY
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Merry XXXmas, and stay tuned for 6 more days of holiday surprises through December 25 right here on the blog.
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Canadians have all the fun: By order of Parliament, they’ve actually designated March as “Read an Ebook Month.”
While the U.S. hasn’t quite embraced the ebook phenomenon like our neighbors to the north, we’ve still got some tricks up our sleeves. This week (March 4 through 10) is Read an Ebook Week, which means we get to participate in seven days worth of e-reading fun!
In honor of Read an Ebook Week, all of my books published on Smashwords are available for free.
That’s right, my entire catalog of ebooks—including my novel, Rebels of the 512—will be available for download completely and totally gratis for your reading pleasure. No catch, no fine print, no haggling. No kidding! Just awesome ebooks to get you hooked on the wild and crazy stories that seep from my brain.
Choose from any of the following:
Take one or take ‘em all with coupon code RE100—and don’t forget to write a review to let me know what you think when you’re done reading!
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Since the Amazon Kindle reader is the most popular ebook reader, according to Lifehacker and a variety of polls, I’ve published a few short fiction pieces at Amazon for only 99¢ each, in the hopes of attracting new readers to my forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal. If you’re interested in reading some of my new digital works, for a crazy-low price, check out some of my latest erotica titles:
While these are all erotica selections, some also contain self-help or how-to material (i.e. the last two). Each of these selections also contain some of the “deleted scenes” material from my forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal, so if you’ve been hankering for an additional hit of that—beyond my free sample chapter—then hit these up for some never-before-seen footage.
For those that don’t read ebooks with a Kindle, you can download ebooks for the e-reader of your choice from Smashwords instead, including a plain PDF copy for reading directly on your computer.
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