Day 3: 3-Day Novel Contest

I look nothing like this photo, at this point. Picture my hair in the world's messiest bun, and this shirt covered in stains and you'll be approaching the look of the 3rd day of novel-writing.

I look nothing like this photo, at this point. Picture my hair in the world’s messiest bun, my shirt covered in stains, and you’ll be approaching the idea.

It’s the final day of the 3-Day Novel Writing Contest. It’s 2:40 PM. I haven’t written anything since 8:30 yesterday morning. The short story is that my husband and I went to the gym, and I had the World’s Worst Workout, and managed to hurt my neck/shoulder area somehow. I ended up laying on the couch most of yesterday, wanting to write, but feeling way too Hunchback of Notre Dame to do it.

Maybe this is just a physical manifestation of my own fear and loathing. Whatever the case, I’m way behind. But I do aim to crank out at least 10,000 more words before this contest is over. It won’t quite be a novel, but it might qualify as a novella, and that’s good enough for me. After all, you can always add more later.

I think the concept of the 3-day novel is an interesting one, as it’s much more about quickly pencilling out rough sketches than hammering away long and hard at a chunk of rock destined to be a massive sculpture. Unless you have been thinking about this novel all year long, to finally spew it forth in a burst of 72 hours, it won’t quite be fully formed anyway. And that’s totally fine. Rough drafts should be shitty. They shouldn’t be perfect and well-crafted. They never will be. There might be a few lines here and there that are well done, and overall the thing could be a diamond, but it’ll always need polishing and tumbling and a good belt sander to take the edges off and finally make it beautiful. And that, my friend, takes far more time and effort than 72 hours will ever allow.

In any event, I’m back to the salt mines for now. I’ll be there until 11:59 tonight. Wish me luck!

Day 2: 3-Day Novel Contest

Yes, I am still wearing the shirt. It still smells pretty fresh, so shut up.

Yes, I am still wearing the shirt. It still smells pretty fresh, so shut up. Also, I look much more harried than this, in real life. Srsly.

It’s 7:57 AM on day two of the 3-Day Novel Writing Contest. The hubs is still in bed, there’s laundry that needs doing, but screw it all. I’ve got my thinking cap on, cus last night I said 10,000 words or bust for Day 1, and I only managed to eke out 9,011 before my eyelids started getting heavy and my head started nodding in front of the screen.

Today, there must be 10,000 more words, minimum.

I think having a more detailed outline before I began may have been a good idea. I guess it’s too late for that now, eh?

This is what throwing caution to the wind gets you, children. On the plus side, I have a crazy husband who suggests things like “You need more clowns on unicycles in your novel,” which helped me crank out about 5,000 words. When I posted it to Twitter, I apparently inspired another 3-Day Noveller as well (@piemage), so yay for that!

And now, to type out at least 989 words before we hit the laundromat and the gym. Wish me luck!

Day 1: 3-Day Novel Writing Contest

Taken yesterday. Stay tuned for the "harried novelist" images later on.

Taken yesterday, and messed about with in Photoshop, natch. Stay tuned for the “harried novelist” images later on.

It’s 10:57 AM. I have 1,729 words. I am not off to the crazy start I had anticipated, probably due to the fact that I am still doing the usual weekend routine of getting up, having a leisurely breakfast with the hubs, and reading aloud ridiculous pieces from the Mirror. (In particular, see this week’s hella hilarious Rantline!)

Time to get with the program.

Also, time to end this blog update, as it’s taking away from my #3DNC wordcount!

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