The Portable Laura Roberts

I’ve been half-jokingly saying that I’ll publish a volume entitled The Portable Laura Roberts for a while now. At one point in my life, a then-boyfriend had dedicated a website to the notable quotables I had constructed in my various letters and emails to him. Since this was in the pre-Facebook and pre-blog days, back when only important Ivy League university students were allotted FIVE WHOLE PAGES of their own, this was highly complimentary. Even though most of the quotes were totally absurd, especially when taken out of context, and the page was itself a hideous green color (probably because no one knew the hex codes except for computer science majors), it made me laugh.

Hell, it still makes me laugh. And I’m kind of peeved that the Wayback Machine can’t seem to locate it. But, alas, the web is all too impermanent (despite The Social Network’s claims otherwise).

So, in the spirit of nostalgia and utter silliness, I have compiled an ebook instead. I have titled it The Portable Laura Roberts, made its cover (a not-too-hideous) green, and it currently contains a sampler of my various writings, along with a completely absurd introduction. Eventually I may also add more of my nonfictional works (columns, book reviews, etc.), à la The Portable Dorothy Parker, but for now you’ll have to be content with my fictional works, as well as the first chapter of my forthcoming novel, Naked Montréal.

You can snag a copy for just 99 cents, only at Amazon. Enjoy!

Postcrossing: Reviving the art of snail mail

I recently joined Postcrossing, a neat postcard swapping site that lets people share postcards with strangers from all over the world. After sending off four postcards to various points on the globe (Russia, the Ukraine, Sweden and Taiwan, to be precise), I finally received my first card in return. It hails from the “evergroovy” state of Washington. Check it out:

I was also impressed by the stamps the sender chose, one of which was of author William Saroyan. Apparently, Saroyan’s advice to a young writer was “Try to learn to breathe deeply; really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell.” Good advice!

Here’s an image of his stamp:

He kind of resembles Einstein, doesn’t he?

Anyway, just wanted to share my first Postcrossing card with you. If any of you have an impulse to swap postcards, hit me up on Postcrossing and we can make arrangements. If you’re not on Postcrossing… what are you waiting for? Brighten up that mailbox and look forward to receiving messages instead of an endless parade of bills and junk mail!

Work vs. play? Dividing commercial and artistic writing

Do you ever have trouble distinguishing between writing for fun and writing for money? I certainly do. I actually had to sit down and make a list of my work commitments versus my personal projects, as they were starting to overlap. I needed a line in the sand.

Of course, a line in the sand need not be perfectly straight… (image by artist Andres Amador)

While it’s always great to be able to write what you love and get paid for it, sometimes I prefer to keep the two separate. If that sounds like a strange thing to do, I suppose it is, but I have my reasons. As my husband and I have often discussed, anything that feels too much like work usually ends up tainting the creative process, and often times the things I’ve written just to make money will fall flat both creatively and financially.

I’m certainly not saying that no one should ever try to make money from their writing or other artwork, but if you start from the perspective of “How can this make me money?” (at least in my experience) the project will be more likely to fail. I would argue it’s because your intentions are clouding your creative process; you’re too focused on making something commercially successful before it has even begun! How do you market something you haven’t even started? The idea itself is absurd, and yet that’s what many so-called marketing types seem to be encouraging people to do.

No wonder there are so many badly-written websites, so many uninteresting books, so many words that no one cares about reading. (But let’s not dwell on the negative…)

My point is that drawing firm lines in the sand is, for me, a necessary way of keeping my writing in order. Once I made my list of “work” vs. “play,” I was able to see more clearly exactly where my efforts have been directed, and where I should invest more time if I want to either make more money or make more art. Keeping those spaces separate helps me feel like I am doing the right thing in both my artistic and commercial spheres, rather than accidentally forcing myself to do something distasteful or even unethical.

It also makes it a lot easier to divide my day into blocks of work time and free time to explore creative ideas, do a little research, or simply pen a few lines in a notebook that no one ever has to see without feeling guilty that I am stealing time from another project. I definitely have to credit Carl King’s book So, You’re A Creative Genius… Now What? for his idea of breaking each day down into recognizable work vs. play times with the “three shift” system of Inspiration, Freelance Work, and Research & Practice. It’s a great way to keep you from burning out on any given project, and a great book to check out when you’re feeling creatively overwhelmed!

Do you write in more than one genre, and do you think of it as “work” vs. “play”? How do you separate the types of writing you do?