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Mega haiku catch-up

I have been behind on my writing this week, and haven't posted any of my daily haiku since October 12! Therefore, I will make-up with a MEGA HAIKU CATCH-UP post, right now. Five crazy haiku, coming atcha. In five... four... three... [caption id="attachment_851" align="alignright" width="200" caption="Ugg Boots in action. The horror!"][/caption] To begin, let's start with my hatred for Ugg Continue Reading...

The Gossip in Montréal

[caption id="attachment_821" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto, on the cover of NME (photo via The Gossip on MySpace)"][/caption] The Gossip are in town tomorrow night (October 13), and tickets are an unbelievable $20! I have no idea if any are actually still available, as the Admission.com website doesn't seem to want to sell me any (stupid technology), but Continue Reading...

Hot for teacher

[caption id="attachment_810" align="alignleft" width="200" caption="Image by Stephanie Vriend (photo via The Link)"][/caption] Check out my interview in The Link this week, entitled Sexy Schoolteacher Seduces Scribes, discussing my erotica writing workshop happening at Joy Toyz TOMORROW NIGHT! It's your last chance to sign up, peeps, so hop to it. To fuel your "hot for teacher" fantasies, Continue Reading...

Trending topics: buttcheeks, wangitude

So, after I posted my haiku yesterday about Brad Pitt's buttcheeks, I saw today's Natalie Dee comic: nataliedee.com Coincidence or trend? You decide! Continuing my theme of sexy haiku for this week, here's one I wrote for my husband—who jokingly insisted that when I mention him in print, I must use the terms "wangitude, stamina and prowess," à la fellow blogger Marn: sweaty, Continue Reading...

Brad Pitt’s buttcheeks

Today, I really wanted to write a haiku based on a photo of Brad Pitt's buttcheeks (hence the title of this post), because I was reading an interview with the male castmembers of the new film Couples Retreat, and they had basically been making the point that their male nudity is all for laughs. Which made me wonder: why is male nudity mostly just for laughs? Don't we ladies want to see hot Continue Reading...