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Brad Pitt’s buttcheeks

Today, I really wanted to write a haiku based on a photo of Brad Pitt's buttcheeks (hence the title of this post), because I was reading an interview with the male castmembers of the new film Couples Retreat, and they had basically been making the point that their male nudity is all for laughs. Which made me wonder: why is male nudity mostly just for laughs? Don't we ladies want to see hot Continue Reading...

Sexy writing workshop and haiku

In addition to reading being sexy, as detailed in yesterday's post, writing is also super sexy. Which is why I'm taking it to the sexiest level possible and teaching a workshop about writing sexy stories! My "Saucy Smut" class is happening this Friday, October 9 at 6:30PM at Joy Toyz (4200 St-Laurent, suite 415), and will feature tips and tricks for anyone interested in learning how to get Continue Reading...

Haiku a Day #3 — Reading is sexy

Another friend of mine, who goes by Ask the Geek, volunteered her photos for some haiku inspiration. This one naturally caught my eye: [caption id="attachment_776" align="aligncenter" width="427" caption="From the "sexy readers" set on Facebook"][/caption] I mean, hello? Sexy readers, could there be anything hotter? Well, okay. There's also this: The point is, my haiku today Continue Reading...

Haiku a Day #2 — Candy Surprises

[caption id="attachment_767" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Candy Surprises (photo by Gillian Sze)"][/caption] Gillian Sze offered this photo as an inspiration for one of my daily haiku, so I've written one today about candy: Candy surprises Sticky sweet chocolate hopes Alas, licorice Story of my life, people. This is why I prefer to buy my chocolate straight-up, rather than Continue Reading...

Haiku A Day #1 — Rocktober!

[caption id="attachment_761" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Breakfast of champions: guitar bento (photo by Flickr user Sakurako Kitsa)"][/caption] I forgot to mention yesterday that it's now ROCKTOBER! (the exclamation point is actually mandatory), so my first real haiku a day is inspired by this concept. And what is the concept of Rocktober!, you may be asking? According to the Continue Reading...