It’s day 7 in my stunt writing class, and I’d like to pause for this brief commercial announcement:
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And now back to your regularly scheduled Daily Haiku.
In fact, here is one from my Haiku for Haters book, in case you are curious:
Sleepless in Austin
can’t sleep: snow falls, an
endless tapping, my novel
still won’t write itself
If you were to write a haiku today, what would you write about?