Getting frisky in Sexy San Diego

F is for… Frederick’s of Hollywood? Think again, you foolish fiend!

For one thing, Frederick’s is clearly based in LA.

Friends, let’s talk fucking. More precisely, let’s talk about where you get get your horizontal polka on in San Diego.

For fun fucking in San Diego, try…

Fucking al Fresco

Mother Nature ain’t afraid of a little nudity, much less a little skin-on-skin action in the Great Outdoors. So where are the best places to bonk in the buff?

According to some saucy Yelpers, San Diego’s best places for public sex include:

  • Black’s Beach
  • Coronado Beach dunes
  • “Top of the Convention Center at night because no security guard has the leg muscles to climb all those stairs”
  • In the fall leaves at unspecified locations in Julian: “Apple cider first, then the roll in the leaves. Kind of crunchy.”
  • Balboa Park under a blanket”
  • Skyfari Aerial Tram at the San Diego Zoo (from an adventurous type obviously well versed in quickies, since this ride lasts about 5 minutes!)
  • “Off in the bushes with your totally pervy first boyfriend while hiking Cowles Mountain
  • “Any golf course
  • “In a gondola at SeaWorld
  • “Go to one of those old retirement gated communities, park in one of the few non-handicapped spots and go at it for hours. It’s not like the old folks can see or hear you, then make sure you jump in their pool after to cool/clean off.”

And my favorite for the Most Imaginative Place to Fuck Al Fresco in San Diego has to go to the Magical Adventure Balloon Rides company, offering the “Mile High Flight,” which includes a private flight “in the privacy of an enclosed dome tent with private view as our discreet pilot ascends to 5,280 feet (1 mile). We provide a music player, you provide the music, blankets, pillows and imagination.” Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

"Mr. Smiley Hot Air Balloon" image by Flickr user Garrett Heath

“Mr. Smiley Hot Air Balloon” image by Flickr user Garrett Heath

The balloon ride takes approximately one hour, and includes both a premium champagne toast and breakfast at the South Coast Winery Resort and Spa after you land. It’s $1,000 for the package for two, and another $169 per additional person. Talk about a unique place for a three-way!

Fucking in Sexy Hotels

For those with a fear of being nabbed in flagrante delicto, let’s talk sexy hotels, shall we?

I’ve already mentioned Hotel Andaz for its Star Suite stripper pole, king-sized bunk bed, and see-through shower walls.

For those that prefer a more rock ‘n’ roll approach, the Hard Rock Hotel offers a private outdoor Jacuzzi in its Diamond Rock Star Suite.

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Diamond Rock Star Suite at the Hard Rock Hotel

The Keating offers its Fresca Spa Suite as a secluded alternative to fucking in public. Give their private atrium a whirl, with its Jacuzzi and alfresco steam shower.

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Fresca Spa Suite at the Keating Hotel

Or look down on the Gaslamp from the Fuji soaking tub in the Masters Suite at Hotel Solamar. Rrrrrowr!

Masters Suite at the Hotel Solamar

Masters Suite at the Hotel Solamar

If you like to watch, consider The Pearl’s Gem rooms, with mirrors on the ceiling and luxury linens on the bed. Oh la la!

Mirrored ceilings in the Gem rooms at The Pearl

Mirrored ceilings in the Gem rooms at The Pearl

Did I miss any other hot spots for fucking in San Diego? Do let me know!

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3 Responses
  1. Tim H says:

    For the mile-high balloon flight, do you think the ’69’, in the extra $169, for a third person was a coincidence?

  2. You know, Tim, I don’t think it was! ;D

  3. In a gondola at Seaworld. omg that totally made me snort. Actually made. me. snort. lol

    Anna @ herding cats & burning soup