2010: Time for a Short Story Challenge

I’m constantly debating with myself whether or not it’s worthwhile to enter writing contests, since I hate paying the entry fees when I have no idea how many potential contestants I’m actually up against. It seems a bit unfair not to know your odds. I mean, even people playing the lottery can at least envision their one-in-10-million chances and decide for themselves whether it’s worth the buck or two to just go for it. Should short story writers not receive the same courtesy when they’re gambling?

Anyway, mostly I guess it comes down to two things: the cost of the entry fee and the amount of potential prize money. While NYC Midnight’s Short Story Challenge 2010 is a bit costly to enter ($49 US), it does offer a potentially meaty prize of $1,250 for the first place winner, plus $500 for second, $250 for third and $100 for fourth. Not bad, right? You could at the very least double your money if you took fourth place, so that seems pretty good. It’s just too bad they don’t offer you some kind of a freebie for signing up, so at least you could get something positive out of the experience if you lose. Y’know, a nice “How to Write Short Stories” e-book or some such? All the cool kids are doing it, after all. Just look at the recent Funds For Writers annual contest, where contestants could choose between NO entry fee or a $5 fee with the potential to win some helpful Tweetebooks. Now that’s news you can use.

But back to the NYC Midnight contest: If you’re interested in signing up, the deadline to mail in your payment is coming up fast. Wednesday, January 13 is the last day to register, and there are plenty of rules you’ll have to read too, so get cracking!

Bama fans R st00pid

[UPDATED: 8 JANUARY 2010, 10:48 PM]

This writer, Morgan Thomas, over at KTRE must be a Bama fan or some other type of truly dim bulb, cus the guy (I’m assuming Morgan’s a guy’s name, although it could kinda go either way) gal (she corrected me about her gender in an email, after I alerted her of the error) doesn’t seem to understand the concept of homophones. Check ça, from his her story entitled “East Texans in burnt orange gear up for big game”:

Sport fans have their unique game day traditions which include tailgating, wearing your team colors, and chanting your team’s cheers.  However, for some fans it becomes a little more spiritual.  One East Texan explained what he did every game-day.

Prey.  Prey for them to win.”

In case you, like our reporter friend Morgan, weren’t aware, the word prey in that sentence should actually be replaced with the word pray. As in “I’m praying to any and all gods that UT wins so that I still have a job in the morning, and I won’t have to prey on random strangers to pay my bills.”

Anyway, that’s one helluva grammatical error, kids. You can’t really “prey” for someone to win, although I suppose you could prey upon the people who do want UT to win by selling them a bunch of overpriced Championship t-shirts. Kinda like what I’ll be doing tomorrow morning, starting bright and early at 7 AM down at the University Co-op!

In the meantime, I urge ol’ Morgan Thomas to study up on his her grammar, and to try to get an editor who knows the difference between common homophones next time she’s writing about the big championship game. Hook ‘em, Horns!