Trending topics: buttcheeks, wangitude

So, after I posted my haiku yesterday about Brad Pitt’s buttcheeks, I saw today’s Natalie Dee comic:

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Coincidence or trend? You decide!

Continuing my theme of sexy haiku for this week, here’s one I wrote for my husband—who jokingly insisted that when I mention him in print, I must use the terms “wangitude, stamina and prowess,” à la fellow blogger Marn:

sweaty, panting, moans
for more, harder, faster; then
gasp, gush, laughter, sleep

I really like the combination of “wangitude, stamina and prowess,” but feel my own Spousal Unit needs his own terms. I’m off to brainstorm a few, but if you’ve got any suggestions, feel free to leave ’em in the comments below.

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